just take a look at this betwwen a few scenarios that happen between a gamers and a non .
Non-Gamers say the stupidest things. Lets share with each other what non-gamers have said that make our blood boil. I shall share mine.
Scenario 1a (Me Playing Battlefield 1942 a few yrs back)
*Lots of sounds of gunfires going on*
Dad from upstairs: EDMUND!! ARE YOU WATCHING PORN???? Edmund: HUH????
*Mum and Dad rushes downstairs to the computer*
Mum: Daddy says you are watching porn!!!
Edmund: Does Battlefield 1942 look or sound like porn to you??
*Parents stare at computer screen in amazement*
Scenario 1b (Me playing Starcraft)
* I recruited some marines *
Marine: YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME, BOY??!!!
MUM: EDMUND!!! ARE YOU WATCHING PORN???!!!
Scenario 2
*Me watching Naruto Shippudden*
Dad: EDMUND!!! YOU MUST NOT DOWNLOAD ANIMAL!!!! Edmund: HUH?? DAD: YOU ARE DOWNLOADING ANIMAL. YOU WILL GET FINED FOR IT!!! Edmund: Its Anime. Ah-Nee-Meh. DAD: WHAT?!
Scene 3 (At a New Year's Eve Gathering with all my relatives)
Conversation b/w my uncle and my dad
Uncle: My son spends the whole day at his computer Dad: Yeah mine too. He doesn't even read the newspaper. Uncle: Edmund, you are a grown up. You need to read the newspaper to at least know what's going on in the world. Dad: He doesn't even watch news on TV.
Me: I get my news from the internet. It's faster and you get news from different sources instead of just 1 or 2.
Dad and Uncle: What?? You can read news from the internet??? Oh WOW!
Aunt: What's happening?
Uncle: Edmund says he catches the latest news from the internet.
Aunt: OMFG YOU CAN CATCH THE LATEST NEWS FROM THE INTERNET???!!!!
Scenario 4. (At home, surfing the net on my PS3)
Mum: OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING?? Edmund: Im surfing the net using the PS3. Mum: But the TV DOESNT HAVE INTERNET OMFG!!!!
Scenario 5. ( Playing World of Warcraft in a 40-man raid)
Mum: Edmund turn off the light for me. Edmund to guildmates: Guys afk 10 sec sorry. Mum: Edmund pour me a glass of water. Edmund to guildmates: Guys afk 30 sec sorry.
Mum: Edmund come and fry the vegetables. Edmund: I can't im in an instance. Mum: Pause the game.
Scenario 6
*Mum watching TV with the volume turned all the way up while I'm at the desk doing homework.*
--15min later--
Mum lies flat down on the couch with her eyes closed and snoring with the TV still on.
Suddenly....
Mum talking with her eyes close : EDMUND WHY ARE YOU PLAYING COMPUTER GAMES SO LOUDLY?? TURN OFF THE VOLUME!!! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M SLEEPING!!
Edmund: I'm not playing computer games!! I'm doing work.
Mum STILL WITH HER EYES CLOSED : I CAN SEE!!!
Edmund: Your eyes are close. What can you see? It's the TV that you were watching before you fell asleep thats making all the noise.
Mum still with her eyes closed: Turn of the TV for me then.
---1 hour later---
* I decided to take a break and play some Half Life 2 with the volume off cuz my mum's asleep*
As soon as I turn on the PC.....
Mum still with her eyes closed: WHY ARE YOU PLAYING GAMES AGAIN??
Edmund: Huh? What do you mean, playing games AGAIN??
Mum still with her eyes closed: I can see
dumb or stupid? you say lurs nothing much happen again ba feel like quting soon reallll soonnn
bye bye nth liao
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